That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Fifty Shades Of Grey is almost completely cast!
And we just found another piece of the puzzle!
Elliot Grey, Christian's big bro, will be played by none other than True Blood's Luke Grimes!
The hottie, who you may also know from Brothers & Sisters, isn't just a fine (very fine) actor but also TOTES looks like he could be related to Jamie Dornan! Though he does actually look like he could be his baby brother.
You know what? With looks like that, we're going to have to approve!
Now we just need to find a seksi Kate Kavanagh for him to seduce. Any takers, ladies?