If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
Oh, OH, oh! Yeah, YEAH, yeah!! We just danced all day to the best costume idea ever!!
Zach Braff sent a playful Halloween message to His Majesty Harry Styles on Friday, and it instigated a back-and-forth between them that changed all of our lives for the better!! Apparently the Scrubs superstar and the succulent One Direction singer might dress up for Halloween as one of our favorite Disney couples!!
That sound you heard, that was the splattering of brains all over our keyboards. Our minds have officially been BLOWN!!!
.@Harry_Styles I'm being you for Halloween. Can u DM me your measurements?
— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) October 25, 2013
@zachbraff but.. I thought we were going together as Lilo and Stitch? Back to the drawing board…
— Harry Styles (@Harry_Styles) October 27, 2013
OMG!!! We were thinking Aladdin and Jasmine, but this is even more AMAZEBALLZ!
If Lilo Braff & Harry Stitch trick-or-treated in our neighborhood, we would definitely let them snack on our king sized Baby Ruth… if you know what we mean!
If you didn't know what we meant, by the way, the Baby Ruth was an overt metaphor for our peen!!
We sincerely hope these two hotties really do partake in this particular brand of Halloween HIGHlarity — it would just make our life complete!!
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[Glorious faces via WENN.]