Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Her name is Mausi. She's cute as a mouse. And she - aptly - has a song named Body Language.
Kylie Minogue also has a song called Body Language, and Mausi reminds us a lot of her - with some Diana Vickers sprinkled on top!
Fun electro pop!
Check out Mausi's Body Language above!