Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Who knew that being Justin Timberlake would be such a drag? LOLz!
We're not sure what JT did to deserve it, but man do we love seeing such an old school story video!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see the thrilling and sexy mini movie for TKO!