One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Who knew that being Justin Timberlake would be such a drag? LOLz!
We're not sure what JT did to deserve it, but man do we love seeing such an old school story video!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see the thrilling and sexy mini movie for TKO!