It's no secret that Zayn Malik is one of the biggest solo acts on the planet right now.
She even goes as far as saying
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We're afraid we just blue ourselves!
"I mean we'll be on text chains the four of us, and Blake and I will get like one word in to all of their jokes…I think Ryan wants to literally share a pair of pants with him so he's in one leg and David's in the other. They're just really in love. They're going end up together. Blake and I are going to end up sad and they're going to end up together. That's what's going to happen. I can foresee it."'
Uh oh, we know Ryan put a magical ring (possibly the one from Green Lantern) on Blake on their wedding day, but we sort of hope Ryan gives The Proposal to David! That would certainly be a Change-Up!
We hope they find a Safe House where these two can laugh and, in the words of Tobias Funke, prematurely shoot their wads.