Does Chris Brown have friends in really, really, REALLY high places?!
We're not sure about that, but he might just have lucked out luckier than any lucky person ever before!
We hear there was a witness on the scene of the alleged assault in D.C. who overheard the victim tell police Breezy never hit him. That witness supposedly told cops, although the police officer who reportedly spoke with the witness later denied the exchange.
But fear not, Breezy, it looks like the Secret Service has his back! An agent was supposedly around as well when the victim told police that he was not hit by the singer, and that agent has come forward to police…
…which will surely help subdue Breezy's rage!
Now, with the agent able to testify on Breezy's behalf, he could be free as a bird in no time! This could not only get him off the hook in his assault case, but he'd also be off the hook for his probation violation matter stemming from his domestic violence incident with Rihanna.
Basically, it could finally be good to be Breezy.
We just hope he doesn't think this gives him a ticket to ditch out on rehab!
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