That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
He just wanted a little Halloween shop till you drop sesh, you guys!
One Direction cutie Liam Payne decided to go on a solo outing in Tokyo today, only to be greeted by hundreds of adoring Japanese Directioners!
Talk about an October 31st scare!
At first, he politely waved to all the folks that came out to interrupt his retail therapy…
But eventually addressed the fan's screams with another awkward wave…
Even when they're a little spooked by the masses, the boys of 1D are always super sweet!
Ch-ch-check out the full video of the
citizen paparazzi fans going Payne wild (below)