Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We are soooo ready to work!
Watch this pair flick and concave to dancing perfection in the awesome how-to video (above!)
We'll be just as feroshh as Brit-Brit in no time flat!
If you want to do the choreography in realtime, watch the music video HERE!