But we're just going to have to do the usual freakout, since she's still underage...
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You are about to be mystified and bewildered beyond your wildest dreams!
No, we’re not going to do a magic trick, even though magicians are hot!
We’re talking about Chris Brown’s fight in Washington, D.C. because according to the videotape, it never happened!
There is no footage of it anywhere!
Previously, we mentioned that none of the surrounding buildings in our Nation’s Capitol captured the fight on camera, but they still had a few more to check. It turns out there was no footage on those either!
What’s more, a secret service agent heard the man Breezy allegedly punched in the face tell a DC policeman that Chris didn’t hit him. That particular cop, however, is denying he was told that by the victim.
Wow! Maybe we’ll never know what really happened that night.
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