That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Jessica Simpson has been seksi for years, but look at her now!
The busy singer was out to dinner with her fiance Eric Johnson at Mastro’s Steakhouse on Halloween in El Lay, and instead of getting some “mommy and daddy time,” she made it a group dinner!
Sister Ashlee Simpson and her boyfy Evan Ross tagged along, as did Jess’s bestie CaCee Cobb and hubby Donald Faison!
We can only imagine the HIGHlarious conversations that took place at that table!
All the girls looked hawt in their LBD’s but Jess took center stage with her boobtastic look!
Put those things away! Just kidding! Don’t because everyone loves them!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]