One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Oh noes! This is NOT the fairytale ending we were hoping for!
Oh yeah, that's not even the most shocking detail!
Insiders close to the couple say they called it quits FOUR MONTHS AGO!
Then again, there seems to be a silver lining to all this.
Fans know Sebastian, 30, for his role as the Mad Hatter. He's also set to star in the upcoming sequel Captain America: The Winter Solider.
Well, we were really rooting for you two to stay together and live happily ever after, but we're sure true love will come to you both someday soon!