If you ever told us Kris Jenner would eat her own face off, we'd stay away from urban areas because surely the zombiepacolypse had begun.
Fortunately for mankind, the face being eaten was on Kris' birthday cake in celebration of her 58th yesterday!
Kris was accompanied by Kim Kardashian to what looked like a bruncheon attended by Kris' klosest!
Kris even joked about the creamy facial she received in cake form:
"Now that's a beautiful cake. What a gorgeous cake!"
Then after that, Kanye West crashed the party and came in with an orchestra, a blimp, and fireworks! Just kidding. It appeared to be girls only!
Happy birthday, Kris! We look forward to keeping up with you and your fam for many years to come!
Ch-ch-check out Kim's footage she took of the birthday…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
[Image via Keek.]