Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Oh, R-Patz! What's the matter you sad, not-so-sparkly vampire!
Robert Pattinson was spotted out in El Lay grabbing some groceries and he portrayed an air of…er…dishevelment.
Boo-hoo!! Maybe those groceries were stocked with Ben & Jerry's!?!
LOLzz!! We doubt it!
Is that Yankee sweatshirt a subtle shoutout to KStew?? Showing that you're thinking about her?? Or are you just a massive Yankee fan…?
Either explanation works!! LOLzz!!
Don't worry, R-Patz, we're sure KStew will be back into your sparkly, vampire arms soon!
[Image via PacificCoastNews.]
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