What goes on in Vegas most certainly will NOT stay in Vegas here!
Watch it go down (below)!!!
We sure hope he stays away from spanking any monkeys that might not belong to him!
Or if Russell Brand is tugging on any other trunks, we hope he at least got his new girlfriend's approval!
Yup, you heard us right! Russell is back off the market after being single for barely over a month!
Katy Perry's totes awks divorce text story apparently hasn't turned all other ladiez off of the British bad boy because he's currently snogging with a new lady friend who is going to remain a mystery for now.
"I'm in a relationship at the moment … I'm off to see my girlfriend."
So not only are they dating, but she's getting the girlfriend title?!
We know he was last dating Jemima Khan, who didn't seem to last very long…
…so we can only wonder if this lovely lady will even be around long enough for the paps to catch a pic of the two!
Ch-ch-check out Katy & Russell during happier times (below)!
[Image via WENN.]