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Wife Beats Hubby In Local Election & Saves America In The Process! Deets HERE!

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A marvelous Maine couple just upheld the sanctity of their marriage and the sanctity of our democracy with one AH-Mazing gesture!

David Johnson and his wife Jennifer adore each other completely, but they adore their country even more!

That's why the perfectly awesome patriots ran against each other for the Ward 1 seat in a recent Waterville, Maine election!! Their purpose was to encourage local participation and show the community around them that good-natured debates about the role of government can occur without any political yucky-ness!

We're sure this is exactly what the Founding Fathers had in mind when they designed our system of government! Well, except for the part about women running for stuff! And non-white or non-property owners or non-males doing that whole voting thing!

Hmm, maybe they weren't so perfect after all!

Regardless, our current ultra-fussy Congress should take cues from this couple!!! This is how civil elections are run!!

For what it's worth, Jennifer, who ran on the Democratic ticket, beat her Republican-affiliated husband 127 to 76.

Hooray for democracy!! Hooray for America!!

[Image via WENN.]

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3 comments to “Wife Beats Hubby In Local Election & Saves America In The Process! Deets HERE!”

  1. smazzleMcBazzlebutt says – reply to this


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    Its true that white males of the ancient past were very sexist but that historical sexism is the reason white culture has an average IQ of 98-103 (and european Ashkenazi's average IQ 105-110) and not 85 or something. The sexism of the past cornered white females into HAVING to chase richer men and scholars in order to have a quality life. For thousands of years "marrying up" was something they HAD to do in order to have any quality of life. Upperclass males and scholars have higher IQ's per head (high paying careers require higher IQ, right surgeons?). And IQ is hereditary. And thus, that empowered our IQ and thus our global success.

  2. smazzleMcBazzlebutt says – reply to this


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    But today its 2013. Women are "strong and independent" And thus they no longer like upperclass males. Upperclass males and nerds are the TWO white males no white female EVER says they want to date. And the end result of that new form of breeding was: higher crime rates, overly tattooed babies and raising children who are struggling to keep pace with newer far eastern immigrants… and a divorce rate so high there is little reason to actually marry anymore. Strong indepedent women raised weak babies. Its a bizarre catch 22. I'm not a sexist though. I love strong women so much, i went asian (the higher performance american)



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