Good for you, Chels!
Ch-ch-check out Chelsea's topless pics (below)!!!
[Image via Chelsea Handler/Twitter]
We just released a 30-second "NO!" that we hated more than the one that was added to Return of the Jedi!
"I don't have Star Wars. I don't have the role. I just shouldn't have said anything. I just auditioned for it, like everyone else did…To pretend that you have a lightsaber in a scene is always very exciting. It would be great. But it's something that everyone's gone up for."
At first we thought, "that's not true! That's impossible." However, we searched our feelings, and we knew it to be true.
We wish this new development was some sort of Jedi mind trick, but alas!
Come on, J.J. Abrams! Isn't there at least some sort of Ewok or Jawa part available!
Or, at the bare minimum, a complimentary gold bikini you can give her as a consolation prize?