Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Too much saliva can kill the buzz on any makeout session, even if you are the leader of a rebellion!
Is it possible for us to be weirded out and turned on simultaneously? Because that's what we're feeling right now!
"She's a little slobbery."
Oh snap! We now officially know that the spit exchange rate favors Josh!
Meanwhile, JLaw was asked who the better kisser was between Josh and Liam Hemsworth, and she wouldn't select a slavorite…uh, we mean favorite.
Well, we could always settle this the old-fashioned way and have us scientifically test who the better kisser of the two is ourselves.
Gentleman, open your mouths for a not-so-brief oral exam and volunteer your tongues as tributes, if you please!