Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Did you expect anything less than that??
C'mon, people, it's the 2013 version of Miley Cyrus!
Honk honk away gurrrrl!
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