Nothing says "it's over" quite like brutally attacking your ex.
However, Jenelle is letting someone else tell her version of the events.
[Image via Jenelle Evans/Instagram.]
Though Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison's love has evaporated faster than water in a desert, these two aren't done with each other just yet!
According to documents their lawyers leaked, the teen bride and her half-century-old hubby are indeed separated, but only by about twelve feet of space and a few interior walls!
As it turns out, the 53-year-old man and his 19-year-old wife plan to continue living under the same roof!
The separation agreement read:
"Through their entertainment attorney, Doug Hutchison and Courtney Alexis Stodden have confirmed terms of their legal separation. For the time being Courtney and Doug will remain living together at their residence in separate rooms and continue to support one another as friends and business partners."
Well, that's strange! Not even a hint at a divorce!
As much as we'd love to feign surprise, this relationship has been an atypical arrangement every step of the way. This is honestly just par for the course.
We just wonder what's gonna happen to their pretty pup?!
Either way, we hope these two find whatever they're looking for!
[Image via WENN.]