It's hard to imagine the Oscars without its jaw-dropping ending!
Sadly, this meant the comedian couldn't close the show with
OMG!!! Kimmy K. broke the 101 Freeway!
Mom, fiancée, reality starlet, and part-time amateur porn actress Kim Kardashian can add yet another title to her resume — aspiring race car driver!!!
Kanye West's far prettier half reportedly drove way too fast on the 101 earlier today and California Highway Patrol pulled homegurl over!
Whoa! We've heard of postpartum depression before, but postpartum lead-foot is a new one to us!
Paparazzi got wind of Kim's showdown with the hot fuzz and those shutterbugs swarmed to the scene like flies on a fresh poop!
Many apparently jumped right out of their cars and into oncoming traffic, risking their lives and everyone else's to snap photos of Kim getting written up!!
Upon seeing this the Five-O was like, "O no you don't!" and wrote a bunch of them up!!!!
So, to sum it all up… North's mom got a ticket, several papz got a ticket, and everyone unlucky enough to share the Hollywood Freeway with them got way more traffic than usual!
The CHP hasn't closed the book on all this just yet. They're investigating additional cameramen and women who potentially put commuters in harm's way.
[Image via WENN.]