That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
OMG…our jealousy meter just exploded!
Chris Pine was caught in Paris this week with his new girlfriend on what sounds like the MOST romantic date in the history of dating!
The Star Trek hunk took his new lady love Íris Björk Jóhannesdóttir all around the City of Light: touring the Tuileries Garden, marveling at Les Invalides, and ending the evening with dinner and drinks at a café overlooking the Eiffel Tower.
And when the moment was right, Chris leaned in, gently took Íris’ face, and Frenched her so hard she practically had a beret falling out of her mouth!
We’re not sure how long 33-year-old Chris and his 23-year-old Icelandic beauty queen have been together, but this was their first time being photographed as a couple!
You’re a lucky, lucky girl, Miss Íris!
[Image via Splash News.]