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Robot Handjobs Are Real & They Look AH-MAZING! Let Science Virtually Varnish Your Flagpole HERE!

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Finally! Science we can stick our penis inside!

We've seen a glimpse of the future, folks, and let us be the first to tell you it is GLORIOUS!

A Japanese company specializing in virtually reality recently joined forces with one that specializes in sex toys and the fruits of their collaborative effort just changed civilization for the better!

Meet the VR Tenga. It's part mechanized penis holster, part virtual reality experience, and part gift from God.

It's as simple as switching on the device, selecting a program called "Alexander_Skarsgård_bicurious_adventure_06.exe", and sticking your wang inside!!!

Ch-ch-check out the VR Tenga in action, milking a dude's manatee in a very NSFW video from a Tokyo game conference……AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Sure, we're still anxiously awaiting hoverboards, flying cars, and phaser pistols that shoot orgasms, but this will do for now!!

Future here we come!!!

LOLz! Get it!?

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14 comments to “Robot Handjobs Are Real & They Look AH-MAZING! Let Science Virtually Varnish Your Flagpole HERE!”

  1. wilna says – reply to this


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    why does the avatar look like a little girl that is 5 years old? sick sick sick

  2. CourtneySucks says – reply to this


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    The fuck.

  3. Krystiana says – reply to this


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    Re: wilna – I was thinking the same thing!



  4. 4

    looks like a good thing for you, seeing as you probably don't get much of the real thing.

  5. ohmy says – reply to this


    5

    The only thing besides yourself that will ever touch you dirty, smelly, greasy, vile being.

  6. doleba says – reply to this


    6

    A man’s best masturbatory tools are located at the ends of his wrists. They’re cheaper, need no electricity, are easier to clean up, and generally do the job better than any artificial means.

  7. WTF says – reply to this


    7

    That is the creepiest thing I've seen in my life. But if it means one less prostitute/human traffic victim those douchebags use, then I guess it's a good thing

  8. James H Marks says – reply to this


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    Re: wilna

    That's japanese people for you.

  9. Stebve says – reply to this


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    Woman are one piece of hardware with a software upgrade from being obsolete. MEOW!!!!

  10. John Doe says – reply to this


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    THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How much does this cost? I am buying one immediately.

  11. Imperial Executive says – reply to this


    11

    FAP AND WIN!!!

  12. shawn says – reply to this


    12

    creepy fucking loser ass pedophiles…

  13. johnny says – reply to this


    13

    The vast majority of prostitution is voluntary.
    Don`t belive the feminist man-hating propaganda.

  14. FriXion says – reply to this


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    This is only the beginning!