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Mila Kunis, James Franco, & Jessica Chastain Are Hot & Sticky In Tar! See The Video HERE!

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Imagine if Zero Dark Thirty ran into Oz the Great and Powerful at Chili's happy hour.

They sip on margaritas, rehash a few exaggerated stories from the old neighborhood, and munch on some bottomless chips & salsa together. Half an hour later, a buzz sets in. Zero opens up about a middle school crush and Oz immediately orders two shots of Patron. Fast forward a few hours and Zero's staring up at the ceiling of Oz's unimpressive studio, pinned down to the bed by the weight of his heavy arm, wondering how it all went so wrong.

Nine months later Zero gives birth to a cute, screaming bundle of joy!!

If that happened, we imagine the baby would look like Tar!

Ch-ch-check out the trailer (above)!

The flick, based upon CK Williams' series of Pulitzer Prize-winning poems, combines Daddy's rock-solid strengths (James Franco, Zach Braff, & Mila Kunis) with Mommy's delightful red hair (Jessica Chastain)!

We aren't sure how well an anthology of poems will translate onto the big screen, but the cast is stellar and we're willing to give it a shot!

Tar opens all across the U.S. on December 1st.

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2 comments to “Mila Kunis, James Franco, & Jessica Chastain Are Hot & Sticky In Tar! See The Video HERE!”



  1. 1

    DO NOT COMMENT ON PEREZS POSTS ABOUT GAGA. HE USES HER FOR HITS. IF WE SHOW WE DONT CARE THEN MAYBE HE WIILL STOP. OR BETTER YET LETS ALL JOIN AND STOP VISITING HIS WEBSITE. HE MAKES FUN OF HER APPEARANCE WHEN SHE MAKES FUN OF HERSELF.

    HE IS STILL A BULLY. HE MAKES LIGHT AND FUN OF HER DRUG USE. HE IS A JUDGER AND THINKS HE IS BADASS AND AWESOME FROM HIS "WEIGHT LOSS" BUT STILL LOOKS BUSTED. HE IS SUPER SAD GAGA DUMPED HIM….. HE IS PULLING THE "i TRIED TO HELP HER AND HER DRUG USE WAS GETTING TO BIG… EVEN BIGGER THAN ME" AND GAGA DIDNT LIKE THE WAY HE WAS TRYING TO CHANGE HER, SO SHE DUMPS HIM. SO PEREZ DECIDES TO HAVE A "EVERYONE HATE GAGA" CAMPAIGN BECAUSE HE IS BUTT HURT SHE CHOSE COKE OVER HIM. i WOULD TOO GAGA… I WOULD TOO. SOMETHING THAT HEIGHTENS CREATIVITY OR RUINS IT? ( PEREZ

    BUZZ KILL



  2. 2

    While I'm sure the movie itself will be very good, this trailer is fucking terrible. Trite, wannabe Terrence Malick bullshit. Ugh.

    I'll watch for Bruce Campbell!