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Guess The Celebrity: Butt Crack Edition!

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What did the camera catch in the reflective surface? Oh no it seems that mirror has a crack in it!

Sure, we may have gotten 7 years of bad luck, but we'll be spending that time giving this photo 7 years of good looks!

Okay, time for some clues!

This seksi man is a model!

His girlfriend is a model too, and recently, she's been getting into DJing!

If you can answer this riddle correctly, you have officially guessed his first name:

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps?

Got an idea of who those hot buns belong to?

Crack the case of this nameless crack…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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It's River Viiperi!

Even from far away, and reflected in a mirror, that butt looks great!

Perhaps his GF Paris Hilton is just off-camera also naked!

With this seksi Instagram photo, River sent out this caption:

"No time for hair cuts! 😱 gotta do it my self real quick! 😂 busy day! 😎 #WorkHardPlayHard #RV"

Hmm we wonder if he's just referring to his head hair, or if he's giving himself a full body trim?

[Image via Instagram.]

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5 comments to “Guess The Celebrity: Butt Crack Edition!”

  1. bigbud says – reply to this


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    who?



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    A "MODEL"…..in other words …UNEMPLOYED.

  3. shelly says – reply to this


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    his girlfriend is a "model" ?? lol, on what plant. fug.

  4. 70s kornhole says – reply to this


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    Re: The Truthinator – the poster above speaks the truth you vile poofter !

  5. ok_then says – reply to this


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    For those twits who don't know who he is, River Viiperi is one of the world's top male models, even before he started dating Paris Hilton.