We know something is coming at Sunday's VMAs...
...and now we have a better idea of exactly what that might be!
What did the camera catch in the reflective surface? Oh no it seems that mirror has a crack in it!
Sure, we may have gotten 7 years of bad luck, but we'll be spending that time giving this photo 7 years of good looks!
Okay, time for some clues!
This seksi man is a model!
His girlfriend is a model too, and recently, she's been getting into DJing!
If you can answer this riddle correctly, you have officially guessed his first name:
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps?
Got an idea of who those hot buns belong to?
It's River Viiperi!
Even from far away, and reflected in a mirror, that butt looks great!
Perhaps his GF Paris Hilton is just off-camera also naked!
With this seksi Instagram photo, River sent out this caption:
"No time for hair cuts! 😱 gotta do it my self real quick! 😂 busy day! 😎 #WorkHardPlayHard #RV"
Hmm we wonder if he's just referring to his head hair, or if he's giving himself a full body trim?
[Image via Instagram.]