Well this could explain some things.
[Image via Arizona Department of Corrections.]
ZOMG! Directioners, are you sitting down? You'd better be!
Harry Styles strutting his stuff! Zayn Malik belting it out! Naill Horan being ADORABLE as always! Louis Tomlinson looking pretty! Liam Payne serenading us sweetly!
Ch-ch-check out the commercial (above)!!!