OMG, Chris Pratt! We would shove so much money into your G-string if we still could!
But alas, the Parks and Rec super stud’s days as a stripper are over!
Chris spilled all the deets about his dirty dancing days of old with Ellen DeGeneres yesterday! And while both he and Channing Tatum can list “male exotic dancer” on their resumes, their pay rates were VERY different.
“I was a stripper for a little while. It was very low-rent. I was like the very, very low-rent Magic Mike.”
According to Chris, he was making $40 a pop to take his clothes off!
Wow! A hunk for cheap! Sounds like a steal to us!
Chris couldn’t even afford an outfit to dress up in! He explained to Ellen that he would just strip down to his shorts and then the ladies who had paid for his services would feel so bad for him, they’d eventually just give him money!
Ch-ch-check out Chris telling Ellen all the HIGHlarious highlights from his stripper past, above!
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