If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
love sexy times then comes marriage the baby then comes a baby in a baby carriage marriage!
Okay, so Simon Cowell might not know his school yard rhymes very well - yet - but he does apparently know that Lauren Silverman is the one!
Although their romance had a rocky start, what with her being married to Andrew Silverman when she got knocked up by the t-shirt lovin' X Factor judge, it looks like they've smoothed over the rough beginning and are pretty much a totes normal couple now.
Well, other than there being a contract not allowing Simon to see her other child until 2015!
"Simon's mad about her. But I think he'll wait until after she gives birth."
A baby and a ring for Lauren!
Talk about when it rains, it pours!
We just hope he also gives her the gift of sleep by changing dirty diapers late at night! LOLz!
[Image via WENN.]