The reported victim responded with:
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love sexy times then comes marriage the baby then comes a baby in a baby carriage marriage!
Okay, so Simon Cowell might not know his school yard rhymes very well - yet - but he does apparently know that Lauren Silverman is the one!
Although their romance had a rocky start, what with her being married to Andrew Silverman when she got knocked up by the t-shirt lovin' X Factor judge, it looks like they've smoothed over the rough beginning and are pretty much a totes normal couple now.
Well, other than there being a contract not allowing Simon to see her other child until 2015!
"Simon's mad about her. But I think he'll wait until after she gives birth."
A baby and a ring for Lauren!
Talk about when it rains, it pours!
We just hope he also gives her the gift of sleep by changing dirty diapers late at night! LOLz!
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