Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
STOP THE PRESS!!!
Wait, aren't we the press?
WHATEVER, STOP EVERYTHING!
Srsly, her AH-Mazingly articulate and perceptive point of view will blow your mind!!
Ariana talks about the Biebs, too! She thinks Justin Bieber is being unfairly criticized for banging South American hookers and peeing in buckets and whatnot, so she's suggesting everyone back the eff off!!
Whoa!!!! Can you believe this girl is only twenty?
She has the wisdom of Socrates, the voice of an angel, and the dimples Mario Lopez!!!
What a delightful combination!
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