And he's just getting started!
Get the rundown (below):
When they're not killing in the arena, these Hunger Games tributes are killing us with laughter!
Catching Fire's Quarter Quellers Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Sam Claflin, and Jena Malone sat down for an Unscripted Interview with Moviefone where they answered questions from fans and each other!
The result was a complete comedic Victor-y. Here are some of the HIGHlarious highlights.
"To a long an prosperous life, full of bread and happiness…It would be something romantic I'd think of before we did it unlike right now."
Josh also talked about which item from the bathroom he would choose to bring into the arena:
"Plunger. Next question. Because when you think about it, what other thing would create a better bat or some sort of like distancing weapon?"
JLaw had another idea:
"Poop…It works for monkeys…I would stop running if somebody pulled out poop."
We thought only the Capitol would stoop so low to use that kind of biological warfare!
Sam, who plays Finnick Odair, was asked if his onscreen kiss with Josh was the best he's ever had, and he agreed:
"Yeah it was intense and warm and moist…I have a tendency to kiss dead people."
JLaw dished about her favorite moment of shooting (the movie, not arrows into Careers):
"My favorite moment of shooting in Hawaii was us running in the water and peeing together."
LOL! We knew the waters were warm in Hawaii but not for that reason!
Sam talked about whether Finnick's trident or charm was the greater weapon:
"I'd say his trident, I mean I can't kill people with my charm. Maybe I can, I am English."
English charm IS pretty lethal!
Then Josh told one of the funniest stories about a kayak trip gone awry:
"We were at a house we had over in Hawaii. We were all going out on this little adventure in kayaks from my house across this part of the ocean into these other small islands…My mom said for us to call her when we were on the island because she's going to order pizza that takes 45 minutes to get back. So, when we're back we have hot pizza. So we paddle all the way back, literally the only thing keeping us going is pizza, pizza, hot pizza, hot pizza. And all of a sudden we get there and the pizza has not even yet been ordered."
Needless to say, JLaw was pissed and, in the interview, she mentioned how she had to control her temper, which was on fire:
"We get there and I'm like 'where's the pizza?!' And she was like, 'oh, you want me to order it?' I had to walk away and breathe. I was like yoga breathing, yoga breathing."
Lastly, Josh talked about sharing underwear with Sam for the wet suit:
"We shared underwear among other things. But no…they gave me a thong! I wore a thong! Like SisQo!"
SRSLY even Caesar Flickman couldn't have had a better interview with these four!
Ch-ch-check out the AHmazing group interview in its entirety (below)!