Stick a fork in him — he's
Justin Bieber is getting lots of flack down under — no, sickos, we aren't talking about possible results of his post-brothel STD tests — and we don't think it's fair!
The Australian press recently noticed the Boyfriend's singer concert tickets were actually being re-sold on eBay for around half the price the original ticket holders paid for them!! From those figures everyone is inferring that the Biebs is only half as popular as he once was!!!
Alex Levenson, the head of Asia Pacific at viagogo, a site that sells concert tickets, was eager to add in his two
cents wombat nickels!
“His new bad boy persona seems to be putting people off."
What?!?!?!? He's too damned PRETTY to lose his fan base! This sounds like a load of kangaroo crap!
They say statistics don't lie, but we say those nefarious numbers probably have their own agenda!
The report also pointed out that One Direction ticket re-sales are doing quite well right now. Hmmm, we're forced to assumed the lad or lady behind all this algebra is actually a Directioner in disguise trying to score a free copy of Midnight Memories!
OMG, have you heard it though? It was so AMAZEBALLZ we cried!
1D might be the most AH-Mazing boy band in planetary history, but they aren't pissing in buckets or skateboarding on the Great Wall of China or anything rad like that!!!
We don't care if JB's recent antics have him hemorrhaging fans like Tom Cruise after jumping on Oprah's couch!
We will never stop Beliebing!
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