All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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The Black Swan just flew in from Paris and, boy, are her black wings tired!!!
Cameras caught Natalie Portman at LAX on Saturday. She was hard at work pushing what we assume must have been the entire flight's checked luggage.
Yikes, we hope she was tipped generously!
She was overseas promoting Thor 2
: Thor Harder and also supporting her husband Benjamin Millepied at a variety of fancy French events.
The couple, who met on the Black Swan set, are expected return to the City of Lights for good when Benny takes over as head of the Paris Opera Ballet.
Au revoir, girl!
[Image via WENN.]