OMG! This is so sad!
The couple told us in a statement:
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Mr. President! You do realize married men shouldn't give jewelry to anyone beside their spouses and mothers, right? LOLz, JK!
We bet Kanye West, Chicago's third biggest celebrity, watched the ceremony on TV from his diamond-encrusted throne and thought:
"Yo, Oprah, I'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish, but _______________________________________."
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