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President Obama Strangles Decorates Oprah With Piano Wire A Medal Of Freedom! Fill In The Blank!

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Mr. President! You do realize married men shouldn't give jewelry to anyone beside their spouses and mothers, right? LOLz, JK!

When President Barack Obama placed the Medal of Freedom around Oprah Winfrey's uber-lovely neck on Wednesday afternoon our hearts simply swelled up with joy!

We bet Kanye West, Chicago's third biggest celebrity, watched the ceremony on TV from his diamond-encrusted throne and thought:

"Yo, Oprah, I'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish, but _______________________________________."

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16 comments to “President Obama Strangles Decorates Oprah With Piano Wire A Medal Of Freedom! Fill In The Blank!”

  1. ORIENTALS READ MINDS!! says – reply to this


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    ORIENTALS REALLY CAN READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
    They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
    THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A MEME! This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
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    Orientals hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Orientals segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
    Orientals also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.
    .
    Try thinking, and visually picturing things as wild as you can when you are around Orientals, and look for Orientals who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, it works if you try enough!!!
    .
    PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!



  2. 2

    As a liberal, this right here is the saddest day of his presidency. *barf*



  3. 3

    She's one of the 1% who hoard their wealth. She is part of the problem not part of the solution.

  4. Orpah says – reply to this


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    He should give 4 of them to the men who died in Benghazi. Oprah wants to have her billions and whatever, which she earned, but she wants others to be "fair". I'm so tired of hearing all this "even the playing field". When everyone starts going to work at 6am like me and putting in 10 hr days, then maybe. The Constitution says all men are created equal, it does not say anything about outcomes. Obama is a joke. He does nothing yet Perez and all the media still love him. Why? Probably because he is more Kardashian than a real world leader. Awful!

  5. Eve says – reply to this


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    Why is she getting a medal? FOR HAVING A LOT OF MONEY???? And feeding her dogs out of China dishes…. OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!
    Please!!!!

  6. Anna says – reply to this


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    I swear some of you people don't even know who Orpah is…..even before she had a show to her own and earned her money she was mentally, physically, and financially supporting individuals. During her show she was constantly fueling and creating organizations and funds for people all around the world! To this day, she's still devoting her life to the organizations she's built: from building hundreds of schools in africa to helping rebuild the lives and homes of those affected by Katrina and those who's loved ones were lost at war. From day one her goal and life has been dedicated totally to help others and providing a brighter future for those who were in the same circumstances as herself when she was younger. For you to sit behind a computer screen and say she doesn't deserve recognition is heinous. And if you don't believe me, sit back and think about what you've done for the world/others in comparison to what she has done for everyone.

  7. mr pete says – reply to this


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    Now the Medal of Freedom has as much validity as the Nobel Peace Prize

  8. Vreeland says – reply to this


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    Has she ever been charged, or has she ever answered what happened to the young girls who were sexually molested , while attending Oprah's School ?
    The lesbians who molested these young girls had all been hand picked by Oprah, or her gal pal Gail,
    Last week on the BBC Oprah said that the only way to end racism, is when all racist are dead
    Sounds a bit harsh, but it also are the words of Rev Jeremiah Wright

  9. Lu says – reply to this


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    Re: MewLover34Re: rosebud99Re: OrpahRe: EveRe: TRAYVONS CORPSERe: mr pete – White people . . . . and I am also white lol, get over it



  10. 10

    opie dope getting a medal, how sweet.



  11. 11

    I need to know why she got one? That failed girls school? Comon now.

  12. BeeeeeBareeeeee says – reply to this


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    A medal of freedom for creating an ALL GIRL SCHOOL THAT BOYS CANT ATTEND? That is sexist. MLK would probably want little black boys and little black girls to both attend that school.
    I guess it pays to cry on tv when obama is elected. Well, lets not forget the unemployed housewives who made her famous. They deserve some kind of medal too. Oprah would be nobody if it wasnt for the millions of weak and dependent unemployed housewives that watched her instead of taking their children to the library to read to them. That medal is as much theirs as oprah's. Anyways, congrats. Now I hope these two can do something to reduce black on black crime. Neither of these two have made a dent in it so far but they could if they tried.

  13. beeeeeBareeeeee says – reply to this


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    Re: Lu – you must have whites confused for kenyans. Its kenyans who cant get over elections. How long did their violent ethnic based election riots last anyways? I'm not a democrat (i'm a libertarian) but I will vote for anybody whose principles I believe in regardless of race. However I want to see more non blacks being elected to offices in africa and more non arabs running governments in the arab lands and more non asians running governments in asia etc. Minorities should also diversity their homeland governments. Not just the west. So far, they fail at that even AFTER seeing how inclusive the american government is of their peoples.



  14. 14

    Re: Lu – It is not about colour it is about money. The disparity between the very rich and the rest of us is growing and causing considerable economic damage. Re: Anna – Oprah may give away millions, but it is a tiny percentage of what she is worth. Remember, Warren Buffett asked her to donate half her wealth and she declined. And when you ask if I do any better, I bet that your average person of average and even lower income give a higher percentage of their money to charity than people like Oprah. I am willing to bet that Oprah's charity comes primarily from the massive amounts of interest she earns on her wealth and she doesn't touch her wealth at all.



  15. 15

    Re: Anna – I've met her I've worked with her - SHE DESERVES NO AWARDS! Her life "for day one" has NOT been to help others. All the accolades you thinks she does, she does by shoving her name down people's throats and forcing them to donate things IN HER NAME. Like those cars… or she expects people to do things for free for her because of who she thinks she is. She is getting this award because she helped him get the presidency.

  16. WHOCARES says – reply to this


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    WTF???????? oprah? ugh