Kyle Kennedy speaks out.
We don't believe it!!! These two are finally about to take the plunge!!
According to sources, Simon Cowell purchased and engagement ring for his beloved baby momma, Lauren Silverman!
"Simon has an engagement ring, but is being secretive about the proposal. Simon is flying to the Caribbean for the Christmas holiday. Lauren will join him for parts of the holiday trip. Simon could be planning a special holiday proposal. It seems he will definitely propose."
Spill the deets, gurl — the world is dying to know what it's like!!
Is it big? Is it shiny? Does it look good on your hand? We are, of course, talking about Simon's wang, HA! But we're also totes curious about the shiny new bauble!!!
We can't wait for him to finally put a ring on it! Yay!
Especially since planning a wedding should likely come as a welcome distraction to a couple that's been plagued by so much recent legal dramz!!!
Don't forget to mail out our invitation, LOLz!!
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