He is just completely awful.
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If there is anyone who knows how to help a celeb in crisis, it HAS to be Lindsay Lohan's crisis manager!
Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Giudice has hired A-list crisis manager, Wendy Feldman, as she faces up to 50 years behind bars after being indicted on Monday alongside hubby Joe Giudice on 41 counts of alleged fraud!
"I have not been hired to prepare either Teresa or Joe Giudice for prison. In fact, most of my work is well-known as crisis management oriented. In addition, I am known as director of alternative sentencing at Cliffside Malibu where Ms. Lohan recently was. However, I am acting as the legal coach and crisis manager only for Teresa Giudice."
Ah! Too bad there is no option for rehabbing fraudulence! We hear Cliffside is just GORGeous this time of year! LOLz!
We know Wendy's the queen of the criminal justice system considering she helped LiLo get a SIXTH rehab stint instead of an orange jumpsuit, but the naughty couple is going to need one BIG meatball of a miracle to avoid jail time!!!
So will Wendy be their legal angel?!
We'll see about that…