Well, this is, um, inneresting, to say the least.
Christian alleges the pageant girl wrote to him:
Natalie Portman is a shopping superhero!
The Thor: The Dark World star was spotted getting a little retail therapy in Beverly Hills on
Thor's Day Wednesday.
Man, look at how much baggage Natalie is carrying! And she's one-arming it too! Gurl must have some serious super strength!
Who needs a big hunky man like Chris Hemsworth or Benjamin Millepied?
Oh yeah, we do! LOLz!
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