As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
This is AH-Mazing!!! This is the best
song news ever!
One Direction technically hasn't even released Midnight Memories yet, but Britain's fab five has already pre-sold nearly 200,000 copies!!
Justin Timberlake's 20/20 Experience sales figures were tops for 2013 up until now, but 1D is on pace to straight-up shatter those numbers!
In fact, those corporate psychics who understand graphs and charts and stuff swear Harry Styles and friends will move at least a half million units by the end of their first week!!!
Pat yourselves on the backs, Directioners — you're the ones who helped make this happen!!!
Also, CLICK HERE for an EXCLUSIVE! red carpet interview with the lovely lads! It will blow your mind!