That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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The AMAs are all about country! What country? America, obvi!
And when it comes to country music, Luke Bryan is America's Favorite Male Artist! For the second year in a a row!
The That's My Kind Of Night singer two-stepped his way to a two-year streak past Blake Shelton and Hunter Hayes, and that's nothing to sneeze at!
Congrats, Luke! We can't wait to see if you threepeat! And we ain't just whistlin' Dixie!
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