Can you not?
T.I. began his sexist tirade, saying:
[Image via Nicky Nelson/Johnny Louis/WENN.]
The tears! The tears! The tears are everywhere!
There were a lot of losers tonight at the American Music Awards, but there was only one sad face that took the stage that pulled at our heartstrings and made us want to cry right along with them.
Miley Cyrus… 's massive, intergalactic kitty friend!
It must be so sad to be trapped in space, with no one to hear your purrf-fect rendition of Wrecking Ball while the Death Star explodes behind you and awesome lasers swirl around your delicate head.
Is there anything sadder? We think not!
Who do we call to adopt that pussy? Money is no object! We have love to spare!