All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
[Image via Splash News.]
Was our mind just sexually BLOWN to a Jason Derulo track!?!
Who knew the clean-cut boys of One Direction could be so dirty with their dance moves!
During Saturday's 1D Day celebrations, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, and Niall Horan decided to treat fans to a strip tease they'd likely never recover from!
Liam getting felt up and loving it…
And Niall, well…nearly nakey!
You need to see the full debauchery (above!) to believe it!
Even Jason (who was responsible for the vid's soundtrack) wanted in on the man-action, tweeting:
— Jason Derulo (@jasonderulo) November 24, 2013
Get the cold shower ready, because you're totes gonna need it!