Uh, hello Guinness Book of World Records? We've got your fastest celebrity marriage right here!
Can you imagine the stoic hilarity of a Eastwood-Hill dynasty? In the future, Hollywood would probably be run by their offspring.
Then, we were surprised in a sad way when it was reported that Francesca Eastwood filed for annulment just 7 days after quickly tying the knot with Jordan Feldstein in Las Vegas.
"It was a goof off."
We're not sure this goof off is very goofy. It just seems sad to us.
Poor Jordan! We hope the music manager for Maroon 5 is holding up okay.
All in all, if it wasn't meant to be, it's better to end it sooner than later.