Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Aww!!! And here we'd hoped he was helping her see Xenu!!!
Unfortunately for all of us who were crossing our fingers and hoping the Top Gun star was parking his jet in the actress' airplane hanger, it just ain't happening!
"They see each other at some functions, but they are not dating. He will date again and has been talking with women."
Talking with women, eh? We wonder what they're talking about!!
In any event, we're sure this is a relief for Katie Holmes — now she won't have to worry about bullies at school poking fun at Suri because her new stepmom was getting naked in prison and kissing other chicks on Orange is the New Black!
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