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Celebrities Who Are Related To Pilgrims! Happy Thanksgiving!

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We're getting reallllll hungry for that Thanksgiving turkey!!

In fact, we're so excited for the holidays that we decided we'd give ourselves a little American history and what we found is hard to gobble!!

Did you know that both President Barack Obama AND Marilyn Monroe are descendants of historical pilgrims??! We didn't think so! LOLz!

For that, we'd like to give an eXXXtra special thanks to their ancestors pilgrims Thomas Blossom and John Alden for getting down and dirrrty after hitting up Plymouth! LOLz!

And you better believe they aren't the only famous faces with shockingly famous roots!

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10 comments to “Celebrities Who Are Related To Pilgrims! Happy Thanksgiving!”

  1. Alphonso says – reply to this


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    What a ridiculous article!



  2. 2

    I'm distantly related to Adam & Eve….on my mother's side.



  3. 3

    I also distantly related to Adam & Steve on my father's side

  4. CHINESE READ MINDS!!!! says – reply to this


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    Asians all together can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
    THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A MEME! This is the absolute complete truth!!!!
    .
    Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
    Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.
    .
    All Asians are keeping their mind reading abilities a secret, they don't want ANYONE to know they can read minds! They value hiding it more than their own lives!!!
    .
    Try thinking, and visually picturing things as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, it works if you try enough!!!
    .
    PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!



  5. 5

    It's quite bizarre how all "celebrities" over at USA are always related to some actually relevant people. If they are not related to some old settlers than they are related to British royalty, or to each other. Quite uncanny, don't you think? Next thing we will hear they are all related to ancient aliens :D But whatever, if it makes public happy why the heck not, right? Stupid fucks.



  6. 6

    that is so stupid, barrick hussein obama is not a mayflower family.



  7. 7

    most people barely know their great grandparents how the hell do you guys know these people 10th great grandparents?



  8. 8

    aren't we all related to pilgrims unless recent immigrants?



  9. 9

    Re: charliechaplin@ – That's the rhetorical question which should be asked right at the start. :)

  10. ONIT says – reply to this


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    Re: charliechaplin@ – There are things like genealogical research by reading old records (books, no Google/Bing possible). That's what the Mormons are doing all over Europe. They go to all the archives to reconstruct as many family trees as possible. It's a relgious thing, all church member's ancestors are also supposed to be saved, so they need to know who that is. One needs to know old versions of European languages and Latin but they are smart people.