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Brave Man Makes A Documentary About His Tiny Manhood & Explains Why!

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Imagine proposing to someone on the jumbotron at a sports game and being turned down.

That’s what happened to Patrick Moote, but then things got worse when she told him it was because he was lacking in the peen department.


So, Moote decided to go on a journey and make a documentary about his life from that moment, called Unhung Hero. He said:

“Maybe I can turn this thing that was so brutal into something that could be positive. Why I did it? I still don’t know, but those are some of the reasons that help me sleep at night.”

What a guy!

Moote never says exactly how many angry inches he has, but he did explain that he even thinks he’s on the small side:

“I don’t feel like I have a really small penis, I just know it’s not a particularly impressive or special penis. But it’s my penis, I love it and it’s great. We hang out all the time. But I’m still insecure about it. This wasn’t a magic cure-all for me. It’s not like I’m walking into parties and dropping trou.”

That’s such a healthy way to think about this extremely sensitive issue! Snaps for his bravery!

Ch-ch-check out the trailer (above) and get pumped for the release in December!

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4 comments to “Brave Man Makes A Documentary About His Tiny Manhood & Explains Why!”

  1. 1

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  2. caseyRo says – reply to this


    Great idea! Very funny.

  3. 3

    It was all a hoax to promote this film. He and his GF are actors. Amazing how fucking dumb people are.

  4. aggirl67 says – reply to this


    Re: adg100 – as one of his friends, i can say that he most certainly does not have a girlfriend. and if he somehow does he hides her and cheats on her. get a life.