We're pretty sure this star-studded split is going to have people picking sides.
And now we're getting a little look at their rocky relationship!
[Image via Brain To/WENN.]
Imagine proposing to someone on the jumbotron at a sports game and being turned down.
That’s what happened to Patrick Moote, but then things got worse when she told him it was because he was lacking in the peen department.
“Maybe I can turn this thing that was so brutal into something that could be positive. Why I did it? I still don’t know, but those are some of the reasons that help me sleep at night.”
What a guy!
Moote never says exactly how many angry inches he has, but he did explain that he even thinks he’s on the small side:
“I don’t feel like I have a really small penis, I just know it’s not a particularly impressive or special penis. But it’s my penis, I love it and it’s great. We hang out all the time. But I’m still insecure about it. This wasn’t a magic cure-all for me. It’s not like I’m walking into parties and dropping trou.”
That’s such a healthy way to think about this extremely sensitive issue! Snaps for his bravery!
Ch-ch-check out the trailer (above) and get pumped for the release in December!