We're not sure WHY these people are famous, but we are definitely here for the drama!
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See the ego blows (below)!
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Katy Perry might have two big BALLoons that aid in her overall Roaring world domination…
But in a new interview, the Dark Horse singer is revealing how she wishes she had more balls—a lá Miley Cyrus!
Mileybird's IDGAF attitude is envied by Miz Perry so much—she had to give a shout out to those famous twerking cojones:
"Miley's really a sweet girl and she has got some big balls. She just doesn't care what anyone thinks."
"I'm friends with some of them. Some of them are not as friendly. Some of them are secret mean girls. Some of them are not cool. But I like to hang out with the unaffected genuine sweet girls in my industry."
We're so happy she's more of a Cady and less of a Regina, fo realz!
Down with the Plastics of POP!
[Image via Terry Richardson]