Laura may have mysteries... but Debra puts it all out in the open!
We don't believe it!
The fiercely fabulous Queen of Flawlessness won't be crowned this week after all!
The receipts are in and, while Britney Spears' first EP in two years is certainly selling well, Britney Jean will NOT wind up on top of this week's Billboard 200 chart!
BritBrit's album will sell an impressive 115k copies in its debut week, which is #1 for all new albums, but Garth Brooks's newish box set is still expected to outsell her!
Awww!!! We're guessing the wonderful Work Bitch songstress and her dedicated fans were really striving to get Britney Jean to #1!!
So close, yet so far!
We don't feel TOO bad for her, of course.
She's making boatloads of bucks with this upcoming Vegas residency! She can use all that cash to wipe away the tears!!