Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
"There's a lot of different, interesting aspects to the show and a lot of moments where the audience feels like they're in the show with us. A lot of special effects like that and it's the most dancing I've ever done."
Most dancing ever?! This news is so good, it's toxic! No, it's lucky! No no, it's toxically lucky!
But not only is there more dancing, there's more shows announced! Uh, she drives us crazy with all these exciting new deets!
The singer just released 20 more performance dates from April 25th to September 6th! The way she treats us is criminal…criminally fantab, that is!
In addition, Britney took to Twitter to tell us that the tickets for this are going up for sale sooner than you think:
— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) December 4, 2013